Last Week in Tweets
- All vacation, Adem’s brother talks about how he will eat healthy when we get back…
- We get back, stop somewhere, and he orders a full rack of ribs, fries, and a salad with ranch dressing.
- Adem walked in on me doing a nasal rinse. He looked horrified.
- Healthy Brain: OMG water is amazing. Drink it aaaallll the time!
Sick Brain: Ew. Gross. Water? Why drink that???
- I am awesome at having sinusitis.
- It is 2015…and we STILL get AV plugs that block other outlets. What the hell, Sony?!
- Goddamn, Pristiq. Why must you be hated by insurance companies and why must you cost $200+ dollars?
- IM COLD. I HATE COLD. WHY IS IT COLD.
- What if...I wasn't sick? What if...