Me: Why do you keep saying that?!
Adem: Because I know I am going to die first...
Me: No, see...I'm going to die first and put "You were right" on my urn so that you will have to LIVE with what you said.
Adem: I will get a Newfoundland with the barrel around his neck to carry your ashes around so you will be with us all the time.
Me: Will you name the dog Graham?
Adem: . . .
Adem: Now I HAVE too. That's like a dying wish that you just made 60 years early!