It is hard to keep track of quotes when DMing, but two little ones I remember:
KnightPlayer: This feels like a boss battle. . .
Me: *Rolls. Makes and "OMG!" face.* I'm sorry, that wasn't a poker face.
PiratePlayer: . . .No it wasn't.
Me: You take 9 points of strength damage.
PiratePlayer: . . .
(1 away from max. Left character with strength of 3.)