- Watched a restaurant freak out when a party of 30 walked in without calling ahead.
- Two cups of hot tea with caffeine, lots of heat, protein bar, power nap, pinching myself, sugar and nope. Can't stay awake right now.
- That moment on Tumblr where you suddenly have a ton of notes and you know someone with a ton of followers must have reblog--IT WAS RABBIT!
- Casually wondering if my coworkers forgot that I am not a web developer.
- Fuck it. I am going to write my password down for this stupid fucking website that requires a ridiculous amount of shit in my password.
- I can never fucking remember it.
- I am thinking iH8thisPASSW@RD or thisS1T3isDUMB!
- I think I need more numbers in those. And a color.
I'm a genius.