Fave Tweets From Last Week
- Dear IE: Stop being dumb right now. We got work to do.
- This magazine I snagged from the laundry room REEKS of pot. It is so distracting. And I am burning incense and this mag alone overpowers it.
- Every page turn is another whiff of pot. How much do you have to smoke to make a magazine reek this badly?
- If I get married, it will be in April so that for the anniversary every year I can get black jelly beans as a gift.
- I'm assuming people decide when they get married by the candy that is available during the time of the year.
- Janitor: Tired? Me: No. Just doing boring work right now. Janitor: Me too.
- . . .Pick the Pope: Bracket Contest. Wat.
- Adem: this song is okay. Me: ah. ...is it a girll or a guy? Adem: ...it's Justin Timberlake.