Fave Tweets From Last Week
- Misread a spam email headline. Thought it said, "Be a bro, impress her." lol
- My boss just called me old because I was explaining how Windows 8 is pulling away from computer users like myself. Lol.
- F U windows, you're not even my real mom!
- THE BANK GAVE ME YEN. GUESS WHAT I CAN'T DO LAUNDRY WITH?! YEN!
- Discount Candy Day is the best Holiday.
- While waiting for my computer to restart due to a browser update, I rolled a d20 and got a 1. Does this mean my computer is going to break?