Fave Tweets From Last Week
Not much last week.
- Saw a spider, but couldn't get to it in time. Now I am going to be freaked out the rest of the day. I fucking hate spiders.
- OKAY THERE ARE TWO SPIDERS IN MY OFFICE. FUCKING HELL.
- OMG. YOU ARE SO FUCKING DUMB. CAN YOU BE ANY MORE DUMB?! Don't answer that as I am actually worried you could.
- Breaking news email had subject line of "Man Arrested for Suspicious Death." I got confused wondering how you would arrest a dead man.
- "Why isn't this showing on the web?" I don't know, why don't have a web production order saying they should be on the web?