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Shit Our Players Say

Erin (Player): I'm going to skin the worg.
DM: *Makes a face.* Aww and no one actually in the room here would know. *Points at me.* When you get back to the room you see Erin skinning the worg.
Micah: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Erin: What?
Micah: That's an intelligent creature!
Erin: . . .?
Micah: It's like you're skinning a HUMAN.
Erin (Player): Oh. . .that's. . .kinda weird.

After someone commented about how the enemies were fighting. . .
DM: Your DM has read several books on war tactics. Deal with it.

DM: Yeah. . .you ended up shooting Micah. So, you have an arrow in you now.
Me: Ow! What the hell?! I'm being grappled by a large animal and you can't hit it but instead hit me?!
Tags: convo, d&d
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