Fave Tweets From Last Week
- Currently watching the cat try and get into her pet carrier. . .through the back. . .where there is no door.
- Instead of Male/Female bathrooms, I want Quiet/Talk-All-The-Fuck-You-Want bathrooms.
- I want a fucking bathroom where there is no talking. Where etiquette is shut the fuck up and pee.
- Greek man asks Top Model if she was a Greek Goddess, who would she be. The face he made when she answered "Venus."
- Stepped out of my car and thought, argh. Why does it smell like fish? Then I remembered this thing called the ocean im next to.
- Head. Meet wall.
- I watched Hercules Against the Mongols. That's it. That's all there is to say. That that is a movie that exists and I saw it.
- Currently in Adem's bed. Plot Twist: he's not here.
- Adem is suggesting that he and will dress up and ACT OUT THE SCENE FROM THE GUNDAM 00 MOVIE THAT MAKES ME DIE FROM LAUGHTER.
- IF YOU KNOW WHAT SCENE I MEAN, COULD YOU IMAGINE????? OMG.
- NOW IM JUST GOING TO IMAGINE ADEM DRESSED UP IN THAT SCENE.