Anibunny (anibunny) wrote,

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Fave Tweets From Last Week

  • At gate a lady started chatting. Seemed nice. Then she told me about how god loves me...guess this is what I get for ripping the bible.
  • For those who didn't know that the existed: Chernobyl, Atom Bomb, 3 Mile Island, Apollo 1, Apartheid, WWI & II, ect...
  • Made it to therapy in time. Had to parallel park in the rain with someone watching me. No curb action! LIKE A BOSS.
  • This just in: power outage in Marina leave California drivers confused with how 4-way stops should work!
  • I am amused that Mister Bushido reblogged my Anderson Cooper video and not any of my Graham pics.
  • It's nice to know that Mister Bushido and I have a shared love for Anderson Cooper.
  • OH someone explaining their. . .bathroom schedule. Why. /Why/.
  • "I better lick that before it gets all over my phone"
  • Since I am sick I created an infection called "Wrath of Ani" and I am going to kill the world. Except for Cuba and Madagascar.
So you are all aware Wrath of Ani is known to cause: Sneezing, coughing, fever, sweating, vomiting, sores, diarrhea, nausea, pulmonary edema, dementia, hypersensitivity, boils, cysts, blindness, and insanity.  Oh and it is immune to all vaccines.

Also I really enjoyed the following, but it needs context:
  • Young woman walked in, looked at the guy covering his eye, me covering my mouth, and then the grumpy looking old man then left. Lol.
I was at a clinic and some young man and woman came in, the man covering his eye.  I couldn't help but overhear them tell the receptionist that he shot a wire brush into his eye and already pulled it out.  D:  <s>I DUNNO WHY THEY DIDN'T, I DON'T KNOW, GO TO THE HOSPITAL.</s>

So I was at the clinic covering my mouth and nose, there was a guy covering his eye, and this grumpy looking man.  The above happened.  I was amused.
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