Brain: Wait. Where the fuck am I?
Brain: How did I get here?
Brain: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! HOW DID I GET FUCKING LOST?
Brain: I'll just turn around. Okay this looks right.
Brain: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Brain: WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
Brain: YOU'RE SO FUCKING DUMB.
Brain: WHAT WERE YOU DOING BESIDES NOT PAYING ATTENTION.
Brain: NOW WE ARE IN A HOTEL PARKING LOT?! THE FUCK.
Brain: . . .
Brain: Dude, chill bro. We got this.
Brain: Why are you freaking out so much? Not a big deal.
Brain: All right, we got this. I think if I turn here I will be headed the right way.
Brain: Oh my god, you were so ridiculous freaking out a moment ago.
Brain: Hooray! I know where I am!
Me: *More laughing. Pretty much the rest of the way home.*