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I am a genius

Coming home tonight from group and somehow. . .um. . .I got lost.  Yeah, I don't know.  Clearly I wasn't paying attention.  My brain during the ordeal:

Brain: Wait. Where the fuck am I?
Brain: How did I get here?
Brain: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! HOW DID I GET FUCKING LOST?
Brain: I'll just turn around. Okay this looks right.
Brain: Fuck.
Brain: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Brain: WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
Brain: YOU'RE SO FUCKING DUMB.
Brain: WHAT WERE YOU DOING BESIDES NOT PAYING ATTENTION.
Brain: NOW WE ARE IN A HOTEL PARKING LOT?! THE FUCK.
Brain: . . .
Brain: Dude, chill bro. We got this.
Brain: Why are you freaking out so much?  Not a big deal.
Brain: All right, we got this. I think if I turn here I will be headed the right way.
Brain: Oh my god, you were so ridiculous freaking out a moment ago.
Me: *Laughing.*
Brain: Hooray! I know where I am!
Me: *More laughing. Pretty much the rest of the way home.*
Tags: f-word abuse, i'm awesome, my day
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