My keys stopped working. So on Saturday I waltz in to the local Post Office and ask. They tell me they can't help me and I should call in Monday morning.
I find time to call and they tell me there is nothing they can do to help me and that I need to come in.
The only time I can come in are on Saturdays since I work out of town.
So Saturday comes around and I go in. They tell me I have to turn over my keys and they will inspect to see if there is a problem and then tell me to come in on Monday. Which of course, I can't do. So a week goes by and ta-da.
Today is Saturday. I go in. I found out that my lock was changed on my mail box by mistake AND they lost record of doing so and hand me over new keys. So I finally collect my mail (LINK) and start sorting through roughly 2 months of junk. I wasn't worried since I do all my bills online. Most of my "bills" in the mail are statements saying thank you for my payment.
Only. . .I fond a jury summons. For March 12th.
Failure to report for jury duty subjects you to a fine.
AAARGH. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Now I gotta call on Monday.