Fave Tweets From Last Week
Seriously. That auto-play preview on Netflix is bullshit and needs to stop.
- I feel sorry for Graham having a fan like me.
- I have the Christian Side Hug song stuck in my head. GIMMIE THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG. I’M A ROUGH RID-AH.
- My hair doesn’t believe in gravity.
- I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BLOCK THE DAMN PREVIEW AUTO-PLAY VIDEOS ON NETFLIX. FUCK.
- I would give up talking/mentioning Graham for a whole fucking month! THAT’S HOW MUCH I HATE THIS NETFLIX FEATURE I CAN’T TURN OFF
- Joshua, I made you ugly. I am sorry.
- ANIBUNNY FOR PRESIDENT
- Someday I will tell my kids, “Back in my day, MTV played music videos.”
- …Someone now has a pig squealing as a phone ringer. I want to smash so many phones in the Sales room.
- Question I always ask to myself when drinking something: Can I add alcohol to it?
- Socially awkward Graham is in your space bubble.
- Penguin says Red Velvet Cake is uncommon in Canada. Or her area of Canada. I NEED TO GO TO CANADA NOW!