Fave Tweets From Last Week
- omggggggg. Guys. I think I have an alien baby that is about to rip through my abdomen. Someone call Walter. This might be a Fringe event
- I always feel dumb when I have to stop reading to look up a word and find out what it means.
- I can’t imagine standing under a waterfall. /random
- When I look back through my tweets, every week I tweet at least once about Graham. I never shut up about him, do I?
- Dear PowerPoint. We are not friends. You are not invited to my birthday party.
- I am proud of my testicles.
#vague #theyarefuntodraw #guessnolongervague
- Every time someone on the internet comments with “First! :)” a porn site is deleted. Won’t somebody please think of the porn???
- Noses are dumb. Why draw them?
- I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired
- Photoshop tried to crash, but I whispered sweet-nothings and it came back to me.