Anibunny: Dude. If anyone proposes to me they BEST have that with them. lol.
Friend: lol, good to know... I guess.
Anibunny: Looks so tasty
Anibunny: SCREW DIAMONDS, GIVE ME BACON
Friend: Sweet, if I ever get married, I'll need to find a girl that will be cool with bacon instead of diamonds.
Anibunny: LOL. Oh man, I am totally screwing women out of their diamonds.
Friend: Ha ha ha!
Anibunny: I want to do the proposal. Totally.
Anibunny: I hate it. I'm this huge romantic. To the point where I'm like, "I'LL DO IT!"
Anibunny: WHY IS MY ROMANCE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANY OF THE MEN AND ONE WOMAN I'VE DATED?!
Friend: Aw, it's okay. *pats* I'm sure someday you'll get to propose to someone.
Anibunny: That would be awesome.
Anibunny: But I will live if whoever I am dating does it first. I won't become a fanatic about it and be like, "NO, ME!!! I HAVE TO ASK!"
Anibunny: With my luck, the other person will ask first.
Friend: Would you for reals want to do the proposal, or are you just worried that no guy could be romantic enough to live up to your expectations?
Anibunny: No, I totally want to do the proposal.
Anibunny: Dude, I just said I would accept bacon. I totally don't have expectations for how someone needs to ask me. lol.